Do not feed this man anything but bread.
1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels)

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

(Source: nashgrieruwu)

nentindo:

katara:

I really would suck the cum out of Zayn’s asshole like a King sipping from a chalice Zayn really does just look so good I want him to beat me with his Divine Right that is his meat scepter why does Zayn Malik look so damn good I’ll never get over it 

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celebrity:

Victoria Justice took to twitter to deny the nude photos of her which leaked earlier. She claimed they are “fake”, but many show her face and smile, and there is no evidence the nudes were PhotoShopped or tampered with. What do you think? 20+ celebrities nudes leaked in the largest celebrity nude scandal in history

celebrity:

Victoria Justice took to twitter to deny the nude photos of her which leaked earlier. She claimed they are “fake”, but many show her face and smile, and there is no evidence the nudes were PhotoShopped or tampered with. What do you think? 20+ celebrities nudes leaked in the largest celebrity nude scandal in history

whitekyurems:

maybe we’ve gone too far

whitekyurems:

maybe we’ve gone too far

musubae:

bagmilk:

fetuzeater:

my dash just

what iPhone do you have?????

musubae:

bagmilk:

fetuzeater:

my dash just

what iPhone do you have?????

if u are readin this then congrats u can read

queefdollaz:

sadversaceblunts:

^Learn how to spell

u still read it correctly tho so who winning? we both winning? stacks on deck patron on ice imma pop bottles all night baby i can spell howeva i like!!!!!

Titan