I will beat your head in like a drum

Love it when u call EGGS, in the morning buy me LEGS
17:58 2 September 201642

fairy-gawd-muva:

@idiotbox11 @pagingdrramo do you guys miss me? Wheres the love?😫

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21:11 1 July 201628429

rockleaf:

i can’t BELIEVE elsa froze her own sister’s heart to obtain the mangekyō sharingan 

  
5:20 19 April 2016291635

youngblackandvegan:

nostopdasgay:

A masterpiece

Put this in the MoMA

  
5:04 19 April 2016475403

queenpoutine:

Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4

  
5:03 19 April 201679663

waakeme-up:

inelegancies:

in another universe the sky is always pink and i didn’t leave three people for you and in another one the trees grow downwards with their roots in the air and in another one we meet in the middle of the street at the age of six while chasing after the same butterfly

crying

  
6:06 24 March 201647576

micdotcom:

micdotcom:

Four words: Elizabeth Warren mic drop. (This comes after Trump attacked Warren’s claims of Native American ancestry on Sunday.)

Update: Trump has responded to Warren’s tweetstorm and insulted her in a  similar matter to his Native American quote Sunday.

  
6:02 24 March 2016136169

vonossa:

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

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me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

  
6:02 24 March 2016556840

slimetony:

driad:

slimetony:

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reblog this and you will hear great news

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

  
6:02 24 March 201633108
  
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6:01 24 March 2016345579

sehuns-ass-cheeks:

him: i have a mommy kink
me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy?
him: yeah
me: why all these damn dishes in the sink

  
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